molasses.

the fact that the Custodians have only just now set up the brown boxes which they so proudly complained about valiantly retrieving, makes me want to find the spider-infested container of ethlyne glycol downstairs and very simply, end it all. 

how could they possibly take this long? to pack their worthless collection of pawn store rejection items?
have they no sense of urgency?

after we were told "the jig was up" during watergate --& thereafter given a matter of minutes to destroy everything in sight - i have acquired skills that allow me to achieve stunning & effective results within mere hours.


for example, in the time alone which i usually reserve for unapologetically basking in the bouquet of muted tones rolling up from my post-dinner tumbler of schnapps (leftover tradition from the war) i have successfully bubble-wrapped over 2,000 full-scale ancient chinese terracotta-army warrior statues; artifacts that i managed to claim and ship home before they could "all" be counted in 1974; masterfully entombed below the mountain upon which the Custodians have resided for two years.




Bernie.