upon further examination.

i believe the male Custodian was having an intimate and actively sexual relationship with the decrepit old man landlord downstairs. 
this would explain many serious unexplained circumstances under which we have lived without answers to throughout the past three years. 
examples, including the use of multiple inflatable clinical donuts, the affinity for working on his "work truck" wearing a dale earnhardt jr. european cut speedo, announcing how "dirty he got" upon arrival home from work to the landlord, and of course, the long disappearances and time spent downstairs, with a decrepit old man.


Bernie.